New to magic... and hungry!
Salutations to you my magic friends.
The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner
from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My
mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed
feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous
claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse
chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the
genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers
in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I
was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty
standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the
age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my
testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's
breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
I also like magic...
The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner
from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My
mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed
feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous
claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse
chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the
genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers
in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I
was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty
standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the
age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my
testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's
breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
I also like magic...
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Permalink Reply by Prop shop on -
10 points for anyone who can name the film?
NIce to meet you welcome to the world of magic ;)
Neil
Prop shop
www.thefunnyfarm.com
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Permalink Reply by Jamie Adams on -
Wow!... Hope you used a good quality shaving balm for that?
A very warm welcome to you...
God bless,
Jamie Adams
www.newforestmagician.co.uk
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Permalink Reply by Johan Reemers on -
...And Shepherds we shall be, for thee my Lord, for thee.
Power hath descended forth from thy hand, that our feet may
swiftly carry out thy command. So we shall flow a river forth to thee
and teeming with souls shall it ever be,
In Nomine Patri, Et Fili, Et Spiritu Sancti....
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Permalink Reply by Misfits of Magic on -
Hellllllo, welcome to the thing place....where we talk stuff
SORRY that was my brother...
hey Michael here, yeah welcome to the world of Magic, feel free to put your arms legs out of the ride cause in the end we can re attach them!
Michael Graves
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